Remember Bush's big plan was to send everyone 'stimulus checks'. This was going to provide the big shot in the arm to the economy and keep'er goin'. So everything's better now right? Was there anything else Bush could have done?

Release the strategic oil reserve to help flush out oil traitors? Don't be ridiculous.

Close the Enron loophole and force speculators out of the oil market? That's commie talk.

Help people who are losing their homes? Those fuckers should have known better.

Bail out Bear Stearns? Ah hell ya!

Start creating jobs by instead of dumping money into rebuilding Iraq use that money to rebuild America? Sheesh, again with the commie talk.

How about releasing that rainy day fund to help out the flood victims? Na, can't do that...might be another flood...then what will we do?

Borrow money from China to issue stimulus checks to the American People? Now you're on to something. By jove that's going to solve all our problems! That's real conservative economics. That's how Republicans git'er done.

Now everyone head to Wal*Mart and spend those checks so China can get their money back.